if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
parents: “u should be more active”
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
what the fuck does ‘nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone’ even mean
it means shut the fuck up
i’m gunna nick nack patty wack you right in your fucking face
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this